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PostSubject: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:07 pm

Alright. So I'm a Virgo. And I've found after reading positive and negative articles written by astrologists that I am a Virgo through and through. The following is just some random funny stuff I found about Virgos and decided to share. ^_^ I'm also inserting the website links just in case you want to read about your own sign. Enjoy!

VIRGO: You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good garbage collectors.
http://jpicforum.info/lots-of-humor/horoscopes-dark-and-sarcastic-adult-language-897.html

Virgo - Fussy and a worrier overcritical and harsh
http://mrsparty.com/dark-sided-horoscopes.htm

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The Virgo character: They have a wonderful sarcastic sense of humor that can cut to the bone. They love to point out mistakes and failings and thrill at the sense of superiority this gives them. They are hypercritical, wry and fussy. Many Virgoans are very lonely people. However their cold, cynical nature and lack of warmth is more than compensated for by their ability to organize. Most people find this pedantic attention to detail a little strange even disturbing. It is! Virgoans are uninspired artists but make great censors, clerks, cleaners and train spotters.

The Virgo Lover: It's best not to fall in love with a Virgo unless you are also a Virgo. Together you'd make a great team and do all those boring things that no one else would dream of doing. Train spotting, stamp collecting and sex are the right order of things.

The year ahead: Jupiter in the relationship area of your chart makes this year a year of romance and good luck. However, some Virgos will discover that their mother got their birth date wrong. You may not be a Virgo after all and will miss out on all the good luck.

Famous names: Kate Adie, Lenny Henry
http://www.psychics.co.uk/starsign/star-sign-virgo-negative.html


Last edited by Chaos on Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:04 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : The word "Organise" was spelled wrong. And "Humour"? This is America!)
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PostSubject: Re: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:13 pm

So, Virgos are uninspired, boring and would make good train spotters? Well. I don't know about that. I mean I don't nitpick!.

(I fixed your post....twice!)
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PostSubject: Re: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:47 pm

Psssh! Everybody nit picks! And...You fixed it twice? o.0? There was something wrong with it? Lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:13 am

I fixed the word Organize, and the word Humor.

Because one was spelled wrong, and the other was way too British for my liking. So, I changed it to make it all better. It's what I do. Virgo and all. Nitpicker and Correctness Nazi that I tend to be sometimes. Ha ha ha..

Hey, look at at that. Its a Train! I don't see how anybody could not see a train unless they were blind, sleeping, or high on some kind of mushroom and instead of a train, they saw God or...several Gods.

lol, train..
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PostSubject: Re: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:52 am

Hey bub I didn't write the stuff I just found it! And so...Ha that does prove you are a Nazi nit picking Virgo! I knew it! Just like people who spell flavor flavour...Or behavior behaviour...>.<
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PostSubject: Re: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:39 am

Proves it? I suppose it does. And that makes me a perfect person to run a place like this then. Unneeded letters in words, are..well..not needed and to me. Unsightful. I don't like them, lol. Too many "U's" Make me cringe.

So yes. You could call me a Nazi. I won't take offense.
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PostSubject: Re: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:31 pm

Five days until my birthday yet I feel like with counting down I get this sense of impending doom that something bad is going to happen. My heart races and I squeeze my eyes shut cringing and waiting for the bomb to drop. But I hear that twenty two is a great age to be. At least that's what everyone else keeps telling me.
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PostSubject: Re: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:23 am

I think everybody feels like that during the week of their Birthday. It only gets worse as you get older too! But don't worry about it. Your B-day will pass and before you know it. It will be weeks away like it never was. Trust me. You'll be ok. And if you are not ok. I am coming down to Texas, and then I will hunt you down and save you from the nameless horror that has accosted you on your annual sun cycle.

Have no fear, the nit picking Nazi is here!
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PostSubject: Re: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:36 pm

Gee thanks. I have soooo much to look forward to! Only you can make the future seem more bleak and depressing than I thought it could be. I only say this with the upmost love in my black cruel little heart of course! I think the reason I have the feeling of impending doom is because my kin is dropping by to cause a disturbance in the calm laid back demeanor I have living with my relatives. They're disturbing the force! They're bursting my bubble! So now I get slightly anxious and grit my teeth. But I'll put on a smile until they leave. Thank whatever diety out there that they're just passing through. So hold your horses no need to hop on your magic carpet and rush on over. And nit picking Nazi. I like that...That's catchy. It should be...A song or something. I think I may have been inspired to write a poem. Yay!
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PostSubject: Re: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:42 am

Bleak Future, Endless amounts of despair of the unknowable future I inspire? Well. All in a days work

As for your family, well. if you want to. You can kill em. I wouldn't recommend it though. You'll make it through this.

No problem.

And as for inspiring a poem. Go get it out before it runs away.
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PostSubject: Re: Virgo Virgo Virgo!   Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:17 pm

Yesh yesh yesh you've accomplished your goals for the day. I shall...Give you a cookie. A burnt cookie. Or I'll make you one of those cakes with mercury on it like from the Dethday episode of Metalocalypse. Yeah...That sounds about right. XD! And the poem ran away! And...Don't worry I found the temporary cure to my insanity. =)
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